Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

ethan corp.

A worldwide corporation.
We aim to take over the world.
This will make our corporation very succesful.

Me: Ethan Corp. just bought every company in existence.
You: Impressive.

by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet January 18, 2022

Ethan

Extremely tall and tends to hit people

Oh no! Its Ethan, and he's got a stick!

*wa-psh* *wa-psh*

by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022

Ethan

The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays

Ethan: I have a bigger peen than you

Everyone: facts

by Ethan at your moms house December 6, 2021

Ethan

He is perfect figure
-like a god
-incredibly handsome
-funny
-loveable
-big 7 inch slong 😉
-loyal af for his Queen
-knows when someone is lying

-is quiet a lot but very assertive and a good listener

-likes to do most and everything
- has a few friends
- keeps some secrets but shares some to the ones he loves

He is just the best and most amazing person you will ever meet

Ethan is god-like

by Cfghssgjigcdej December 8, 2021

Ethan

The type of guy who could have a girl feeling his bicep but not pick up her signals.

Man you see that, he is such a Ethan

by saxon24 December 9, 2021

Ethan

The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.

Omfg Ethan is so sexy!

Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan

by monster girl45 December 10, 2021