Texas fold 'em

Folding in poker.

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Telasspathy

When you and another person think and mention the same piece of ass at the same time without it being necessarily in your immediate vicinity.

- Man i run into Korina at the gym and i can't stop thinking about dat ass!
- Dude i was just thinking about dat booty!
- Telasspathy!

by Ergeron June 21, 2019

texas sore throat

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn come out the other end.

Oi, I shouldn’t have eaten so many hot wings yesterday, I’ve got a Texas sore throat.

by The original STD June 22, 2019

Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.

Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.

by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner

I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle

by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019

TexasPoonSlap

When you and your partner are having intercourse, you take a wooden paddle and slap your partner pussy as hard as you can

Dude last night I gave my girl a TexasPoonSlap!!

by Jerry Tard April 23, 2019