A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
by Mrmuly April 15, 2025
The Greatest Tea only few get to have.
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!
by MartianSupremacist November 23, 2023
Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.
When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."
by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 04, 2019
Man 1: Did you know that Trent has a major problem with spilling the tea???
Man 2: Yeah! Dude needs to learn how to sip that tea quietly. He can’t go around spilling the tea all the time.
Man 2: Yeah! Dude needs to learn how to sip that tea quietly. He can’t go around spilling the tea all the time.
by PeachyBoi February 26, 2019
by Pokasome June 05, 2020
When you brake someone's ankles in a game. The joke is that when he falls or gets tricked and "slides" to get the ball looks like he went for tea and came back or he didn't go for the ball but to get some tea
by TheTrashTalikingVoc April 28, 2022