Twat

A user who is permanently banned from tweeting.

The twat incited violence.

by trouvère January 10, 2021

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

twat out

The act of backing out of a situation. Pussying out as well......

Gonzalo, don't "twat out" out on me again you little bitch!

by BIngals January 15, 2021

Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"

by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021

Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.

Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

K-Twat

Kez hay it

'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'

by DC3917 February 5, 2021

Twat

Twat is when someone is so stupid you want to hit the person.

I hit my friend for being a Twat

by NorwegianTwat February 10, 2021