tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020

Tom Bierton

A bald guy who likes to fuck little kids

Look at Tom Bierton fucking a kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

The tom

the rich cunt is wanted in 19 countries and owes 10 casinos 25 million dollars and got given head by his maid and runs a shady insurance company

The tom is a fraud

by The milf eater April 6, 2022

Tom Holland

A man who actually pronounces croissant
correctly. That's just how British people say it!!!

Americans love how "British" he it until this... tut tut...

American: Tom Holland can't say croissant, he says 'QUACKSON'!
Brit: *crys inside* The language is called English not American.

by caniquarantineforever? March 31, 2021

tom and hollie

A couple that are on like a light switch but best as friends but there is always a spark between. They get jealous at the throught of them dating someone else and will always come back to each other

Tom and hollie are on and off all the time

by Blackchick98 February 12, 2017

Tom

Tom is a super sexy guy, all the girls like him and they want to date them.

I want to date tom he's so hot

by LincolnShaskey March 13, 2024

Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.

“What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.

by BertCocain November 22, 2021