Airplane Farts

The gas experienced en masse by travelers, after an airline flight during which peanuts are the only "food" available.

Characterized by their own unmistakable, unique aroma. Can also occur during other times not related to air travel.

Bob: Duuuude! I ate all the Snickers and Baby Ruths from the kids' Halloween bags, and now I have wicked airplane farts!

Tom: (wafting the air) Dude! I noticed!

by Chrome Toaster January 26, 2009

fart blosum

Someone who misspells fart blossom.

Damn it! Can't anyone spell fart blossom?

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Cream fart

The expulsion of residual semen from one's anus when farting after having had one's anus thoroughly pounded.

Pounded: Want to taste my cream fart?
Pounder: Why yes!

by Spunkjunktrunk June 9, 2009

fart nozzle

polite term for asshole

Karl Rove is a real fart nozzle

by KJ Plumb November 3, 2005

wiener fart

When your winer has a fart.

a loud fart noise escaping from you wiener causing a wiener fart to come out of your wiener

by Wienerfarter January 18, 2012

cooter fart

a queef

man it smells like a cooter fart in here

by Justice October 16, 2002

Fart Stick

A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.

Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?

Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.

Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?

Toby: Yes.

Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.

Toby: pfff-t.

by San Diego Raw Dog April 9, 2010