Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Morning tea

A dick with aids

That slut had morning tea coming

by Eagle636 March 24, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Tea

Gossip. Mostly used by your close friends.

“Hey I heard Sally chested on Evan”
“Wow. That’s some hot tea”

by Sierrag March 31, 2019

Tea

Tea refers to drama or gossip. For example, the expression, “spill the tea” means the same as “tell me the gossip”.

“OMG! Spill the tea between Jack and Laura.”

by Sky122 April 3, 2019

Tea

Tea is drama. A lot of times, tea is surrounded in the youtube community, but there can be tea anywhere.

Tell me the tea sis!

by Aubs April 11, 2019

Tea

When used in this context you mean a poison drink. Essentially any food or drink item can be used in this way, but the concept of poisoning tea, typically in a tea kettle is the most known method.

If Julian Assange helped Russia by publishing illegally obtained information and Putin gets his way Assange will be having "Tea" time soon.

by The Word Horse April 12, 2019