Goo slaper

A goo slaper is a person goes in to public and slaps the stomachs of pregnant men until the child turns into mush

Person 1: Harvey is such a goo slaper
Person 2: I know he killed my unborn nephew

by Ed sheeran ID#5 April 14, 2023

Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

Underline Slopper

Slang for sucking on balls

Carl: "Yo Stewie, how was your date with Andessa?"
Stewie: "You wont believe me, she gave me the best Underline Slopper ever"

by Seacole June 22, 2023

A Slippery Apricot

Similar to a slippery slope, but in relation to mistakes. A mistake that is an impetus and leads to other mistakes down the line - often costly ones that cascade further.

Skipping my morning workout was a slippery apricot, as I didn't get anything done the entire day.

by Patagonia19 September 2, 2023

Cyndi slopper

When an individual’s sexual partner uses hair product (gel, pomade, or preferably mousse) to give a male partner a handjob.

The hair product may be taken out of the product’s container or directly out of one partner’s hair. Extra points if hair dye (perhaps neon!) transfers onto hands the shaft of the penis.

“Jake went home with Jason after the club last night. With all that product in Jason’s hair, I’m sure Jake got a Cyndi slopper to remember! Maybe boys just wanna have fun, too!”

by fuji8 July 20, 2024

Whipped slapped

The intense feeling of wanting to slap someone as much as being whipped and to slap the shit out them.

I've had enough of that bitch shes gonna get whipped slapped!

After what she did she whipped slapped him!

by Lady Sue August 9, 2024

Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023