Blue Potato 

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

Blue Potato by AtomicShockwave March 9, 2015

Baked Potato 

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

Baked Potato by JimmyT March 13, 2015

Soggy potato 

Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.

"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."

Soggy potato by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018

Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

Crippling Potato by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

Sweet Potato 

To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it

Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!

Sweet Potato by Acorns Anonymous November 21, 2019

Smexy potato 

A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.

You are a smexy potato.

Smexy potato by Oueen”o”Pineapples February 22, 2020

twice baked potato 

A turd that has been replaced in the butthole then crapped out a second time.

My leg was asleep and I didn't feel like getting up so I just grabbed a floater out of the toilet and stuck it back in for a twice baked potato.

twice baked potato by c. rollz October 19, 2013