poo dump

absolutely rubbish terrible at something. hopless because he is so rubish

"oh my god chaos pwnage is poo dump with his sniper"

by jordan1592 January 13, 2009

Poo walker

someone who likes to go out on walks usually in fields to seek poos and cow patts to step in, sometimes they roll around in the poo.

"my name is izzy and i am a poo walker"
"bye guys i am going for a poo walk"

by Ellylou April 24, 2009

Poo Station

Any where you can leave a dump, crap, go # 2.

The Poo Station is like going to the Crapper, take a dump, the John, the Toilet.

by tizzy1 September 28, 2008

Poo-Shnapts

A very bad smelling drink and/or liquid.

Holy crap! That ammonium sulfide smells like poo-shnapts!!!

by Snanilli September 26, 2005

poo hook

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.

Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.

by StuartMI November 4, 2008

poo zoo

A zoo for poo. I think that pretty much wraps it up.

Greg: Where are you going this weekend?
John: Taking the kids to the poo zoo.
Greg: ew

by I Animate June 18, 2021

SCOOBY POO

Also known as Truffles Peero. This "dog" has not been bathed in centuries and his only meal consists of Chris Perros ass juice and sweaty back hair. Please donate to the Scooby Poo foundation to give this dirty fuck a bath

OHHHH SCOOBY POOOOO WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017