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Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."
I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.
by Rootnrom January 16, 2018
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Snorkel smoking

A horrible sexual act with three parties were one blows vape smoke(preferably mango) down the urethra of another, then the third member sucks the smoke and flavor back out.
"Brooo.... I just got the best snorkel smoking of my life" from diss busnach
by Purplerage October 20, 2025
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Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math
by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022
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Smoke Dragon

A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.

You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.

Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .

Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.
Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?

Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.

Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*

WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !
by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022
mugGet the Smoke Dragonmug.

on smoke

when someone is angry or potentially rude
"omg sasha has been on smoke recently , have you heard what she's been saying !"
by on smoke April 11, 2025
mugGet the on smokemug.

What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher
guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!
by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009
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smoking on twizzy

"we smoking on twiiizzzzzyyyy"- wise man
we smoking on twizzy............. dum bird
by kyle richh January 17, 2024
mugGet the smoking on twizzymug.

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