you are dead wrong

when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock

if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong

by hamorabi April 12, 2021

dead man's pick

A term used in beer pong or beirut that prohibits picking the rebuttal of an opponent after the last cup has been made.

Adam had just made the last cup and Mike is has the chance to rebuttal
Mike's shot rimmed around the cup, but could not be defended because of the rule "dead man's pick"

by popMoneyBills April 19, 2007

Dead Beat kids

Kids that don't show up call or even text their parents on special occasions for them.

Another birthday come and gone and I didn'thear anything from my son or daughter. Damn, dead beat kids.

by Baddsboy May 26, 2016

dead sexy syndrome

a syndrome where you're incredibly sexy and not many people can resist it.

Girl 1: Look at that dude he is so sexy.
Girl 2: Yeah he totally has dead sexy syndrome

by icekolkilla November 13, 2011

Drop Dead Gorgeous

A woman (or sometimes man) who is so attractive that your eyes start to bleed, then your lungs collapse, and then your heart stops.

*Beautiful woman walking down the street*
Man1: Oh, wow! She's so gorgeous! *Falls and dies*
Beautiful woman: Damn! Second time today!

Drop Dead Gorgeous! =

by KissingKaylee May 5, 2010

a scale of one to dead

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".

Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.

by antimorph July 3, 2007

LLC THE DEAD

LLC THE DEAD their death is not our fault

I've gotten in so much trouble for writing LLC THE DEAD everywhere at school.

by Daveyyy999 April 7, 2022