A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.
If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”
Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.
by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023

I hope she's enjoying those slushees, I can't wait to feel them are on my dick. The best cold tamale I'll ever get.
by Don'tTakeItPersonally February 19, 2017

Dude this chick gave me a blowjob last night with ice chips in her mouth yeah she called it a cold cock and it made my eyes roll back in my head
by Big poppy June 4, 2018

by anonymous August 17, 2025

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024

by Areallybigfuckinghole September 30, 2019
