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Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom
Damn that kids is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid
Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!
by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021
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Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.
Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!
by eagle320jp January 13, 2020
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luh mike

Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022
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Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.
What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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Mike Fantastic

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums
Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.
by Sophadley July 26, 2010
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