When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 02, 2025
by Da Hamburgla January 04, 2010
That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!
by Nicolina56 November 15, 2022
A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009
Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey. I repeat: Mike Echo Oscar Whiskey
by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025
Known as the ultimate warrior and idiot of Arab Squad, loves Fortnite and Soccer but he also loves picking his nose
Jesus first always
Jesus first always
by CodTime? March 25, 2022
A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.
by Diction matters October 30, 2021