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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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Lip Rape

The act of someone kissing you while in a relationship.
He bent down and kissed me and then 1 month later he told me he’s in a relationship this whole time. So he lip raped me.
by Jo876 September 23, 2021
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Lip Tripper

Paul: Hey look at the size of that black lads lips, if he isn't careful he will trip over them
Jamaal: *Click click click*
Paul: You are a real lip tripper sometimes Jamaal
Jamaal: "Clicking intensifies"
by Bendym4n123 September 16, 2023
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Lips are moving

When someone is lying
"bro her lips are moving"
by Lil Dis October 9, 2017
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Whore Lip

When a girl gets a lip sore from sucking too much dick
Babe, you sucked my dick so hard last night you've got whore lip
by Cock expert January 26, 2020
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Puckered Lips

A really tight butthole that look like puckered lips.
The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever
by ACORDE August 10, 2010
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Arazona fish lips

When your drinking Arnold Palmer arazona tea, so you make fish lips to try to get the contents of the drink in you mouth instead of an your dick.
Steve,

Martha looks like a fuckin idiot with her arazona fish lips
by The real nibgas September 20, 2018
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