Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes

Turtle lee small

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

Lee Burt

Bootylicious and extra hairy land locked dude. This person often likes jigaboo music. Usually see this man bald, but in rare instances, he could have hair... on his face.

You're as bald as a Lee Burt.

by Skeeter on my Peter June 18, 2019

Mark lee

A HOT, SEXY, SRUMPDILLIOUS, BOOTY BOUCNING, KING WHO RADIATES BIG DICK ENERGY, also is inlove with lee Donghyuck ( a prince)

Someone: you that guy has a big dick!!
Me: oh yea that’s mark lee~

by Morks side chick October 24, 2022

bartch lee

bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-

bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee bartch lee me baba say EyaaaEyaaaaEyaaaa Amennn Take me to chruch i’ll worship like a ATHESIT AT church W-

by lunqrfx September 10, 2020

Lee Mitchell

A smexy, impressing, funny, lightskin, tough,

and, handsome boy that can bright up your day just by saying hi. Lee Mitchell is so dreamy I wish I could have him all to myself even though we're minors I would have sex with him too if I could... he has dimples too who doesn't love a dimple face? I don't feel like I'm enough for him but he's enough for me 🫶🏾🩷

Me: "Lee Mitchell should cum inside me and fuck me so fast every single night"

by Ngh~ April 7, 2024