Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012

japañadio

Japañadio was the foundation of the greatest civilization ever. A fat jolly Scottish sailor with a beard was sailing the many seas when he found a lonely island, which he soon populated with the Japanese, Canadian, And Mexican. Soon after the civilation was then named Japañadio. Upon seeing this name, the Jolly bearded man nearly laughed himself to death, and needed a few good night's rest afterward. The man then invited his friends over, and began his life long dream of selling veal with his evil friend. Japañadio was deemed the greatest country to have ever or will ever exist, and nothing could compare ever. One of the many places that help gave rise to this great nation was Japanada, Along with the many Japanadoes it brought along with it.

Guy: "I went to visit Japañadio on Fatman Airlines, it's even better than the rumors say."
Girl: "Have you been hypnotized?"
Guy: "NO! IT'S JUST SO COOOOL" The guy then proceeds to break down and cry, and the girl takes him to his house, and leaves him there to cry in a puddle of his own feces because of how amazing his trip to Japañadio was.

by P4NTH3R27 December 21, 2014

japanese tradition

Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.

Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.

by Charlie Fagbag February 9, 2015

Japanalme

Someone so obsessed with Anime/Japan that it's fuckin anal.
Usually only applies to white suburban girls.

Ex) No one cares about Soul Eater Megan, you're fuckin japanalme

by 1001islandspecialsauce July 18, 2014

Japping

is sexual activity that takes place in shared accommodation such as hotels in the presence of a sleeping room-mate or work colleague. The sexual activity needs to be sufficiently athletic and arousing to the receiving participant in order to gain adequate noise levels to facilitate the waking up of the sleeping colleague in order for ‘japping’ to occur.

Without alarming your blissfully unaware partner for the evening, and without breaking your rhythm. You make eye contact with your room-mate, and pre-empting any offers of assistance you silence the puzzled individual with a ‘Shhhhhh!’ and carry on as if your now awake, and some-what confused voyeur was not there.

I brought a girl back to the hotel last night and woke my room mate with the noise, I had to use my best japping skills to stop him before he thought he could join in or spoil my night.

by Treaclemaster April 27, 2015

Japted

To get caught in the act of doing something you know to be inappropriate.

There I was just trying to rub one out on a friends couch, then he came home and Japted me!!

by ya_mum! September 1, 2015

japapci

A hallucinogenic drug that makes you trip balls til you have aggressive sharts

I had some of that japapci last night and my asshole hurts

by nikki ice October 27, 2015