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wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."
by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
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hat block

When one wears a hat so you won't wear a hat like someone that you know or are related to.
He is going to imitate his father, time to hat block.
by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013
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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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Gold-hat

Individual working for a company or team that is deceiving, intentionally withholding of pertinent information, falsifies documents, or attempts to sway one’s decision with a “shit eating grin”. Individual who sets up their subordinates for failure by not properly training them, then blames them for any mistakes.
Derived from the deceptive practices of superintendents/project managers of contracting company Hensel Phelps and the gold colored hard hats they wear.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the wall, but she just smiled- What do you expect, she’s a gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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no hat

i’ll take yo bitch no hat
by thrustyd November 2, 2021
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balkan hat

Short douchebag hair style, often seen on guidos
OMG! Look at that balkan hat, what a rebel!
by yesJohnyes August 7, 2011
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Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.
We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.
by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016
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