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game head

Main Entry: game head
Pronunciation: 'gAm'hed
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hed, from Old English hEafod; akin to Old High German houbit head, Latin caput; Modern Culture road head, to work the clutch.
1) The act of oral sex when preformed on one playing video games. Rare in occurrence, game head is the misguided dream of gamers everywhere. There are two scientifically proven explanations for game head: a) the bitch is hella rank-ass, and/or, 2) the gamer is ridiculously good looking and his girl is dickmatized. While a third theory has been suggested, experimental evidence is at best circumstantial.

SYNONYM Aerobore
RoflFactor Lolshire1337 (Damn Straight)

"Comm, drop big gun pleez!... Commander!? Drop me a weapon!... Commander, are you there?"

"Okay, we attack in five. Nubtacular901, make sure you get our point. Alright, go go go go." (Death ensues)

Gamer "...But baby, I really want it."
Dirty Skank "No, I'm not doing that-- all you do is sit at your computer, you never shower"
Gamer "Babe, I love you, come on. Just a little game head."
Dirty Skank "Fine. If it'll quit your bitching"
by Roflwood Prior December 28, 2006
mugGet the game headmug.

spit game

to use charm in love, to get a women.
He was spittin his game, but she still wasn't havin him.
by BIll THomas August 17, 2004
mugGet the spit gamemug.

game cube

Greatest games console. Mocked by wussy teens that listen to emo crap and play playstation.

Fact: Playstation was going to be a CD addon for the SNES, but Nintendo decided that it was bullshit, and Sony went solo. Therefore, playstation owes its existance to Nintendo.

Fact 2: Gamecube has the best graphics out of any system, look at Rouge Leader for chrissakes. Also made the sholder button, d-pad, reliable camera(used in Super Mario 64 and Zelda OoT), and comfy controllers. The gamecube is the epitome of human game design.
PS2 Fan: ooh, teh PZ2 is teh bezt!!!111eleven!!! game cube suxxxx !!!11!!1!!

Sane person: Nintendo created playstation, it was a SNES addon.

PS2 fan: ......

Sane Person: seems as though all your PS2 rotted your brain. Oh well.
by Millenstein May 5, 2006
mugGet the game cubemug.

the oreo game

the Oreo Game is when a group of guys sit around an oreo and jack off to try to jizz on it. the last guy who jizzes on the oreo wins and has to eat the oreo.
"Hey Mike want to win the oreo game?"
"No no no no no!"
by delacerda October 29, 2007
mugGet the the oreo gamemug.

Game Crazy

A store devoted to selling video games, consoles, and accessories. Usually found next to a Hollywood Video, Game Crazy sells XBox, Playstation 2, Gamecube, Gameboy Advance, and Nintendo DS games, and will even do trade-ins. It also sometimes offers promotions or competitions.

Similar to GameStop, it may be managed by asshole employees who don't know anything about games, and may have a female employee in there for no apparent reason. But, of course, that depends on which Game Crazy you shop in, as some manage their stores better than others.
Guy 1: Yo dude, wanna head over to GameStop so we can grab a copy of San Andreas?
Guy 2: Nah man, GameStop sucks, let's go to Game Crazy.
Guy 1: Alright, but let's go to the one in the other city, the Game Crazy in this city has this one guy who doesn't know a damn thing about games.
by Gearbox January 20, 2005
mugGet the Game Crazymug.

The Quiet Game

Possibly the most genius ploy to get your kids to shut up ever created. When your kid(s) are exceptionally loud and you would really rather not deal with their yapping, you can utilize The Quiet Game by means of giving them an incentive to remain quiet, lest they lose the game
**in the car**
5yo: BANANA BANA FO FANA, FEE FI FOBANA I REALLY HATE BANANAS
The Dad: Okay that’s enough now, we’re gonna play The Quiet Game. If you talk, you lose
5yo: OKAY!
The Dad: Well look at that, you’ve already lost
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
mugGet the The Quiet Gamemug.

flat game

A video game designed for use on traditional television or mobile device screen rather than for virtual reality devices. This includes both 2D and 3D rendered graphics.
1. I haven't had a desire to play any flat games since getting my new headset.
2. Is that new game going to also work as a flat game or is it just for VR?
mugGet the flat gamemug.

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