Spring Fake 

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

Spring Fake by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

headset fake 

The act of wearing a telephone headset prior to going to talk to someone who is either a bore or take much more time than needed. When you tire of the conversation you act like you are answering your phone and walk away. Very useful when the use of the kaygina shuffle is difficult.

I have to go talk to Bill, I am wearing my headset so I can make a quick exit by using a headset fake and pretending to answer a phone call

headset fake by Ral_phie June 11, 2010

Femi-Fake

That fold in a chick's jeans, in the crotch area, when it looks like she's got a dick.

Look at that chick sitting down-she's got a Femi-Fake

Femi-Fake by acmesupply September 28, 2013

Chocolate Fake 

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

Chocolate Fake by smerkley January 7, 2015

National fake ass friends day 

On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.

“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”

National fake ass friends day by Yourmum225 February 2, 2020

Forced fake laugh 

Forced fake laughing is done when a loser doesn't know how to react properly to something because it makes them uncomfortable but they still want to act like they are high energy and extroverted when in reality they are not.

A: You look like a child molester

B: HAHAH Im obvously not and you can tell by the very authintic laughter i had before i started/ stopped talking

A: Why are you making this so unfomfortable now. It made it so much worse for you because now im sure you are a child molester...

Forced fake laugh is so bad

Forced fake laugh by Rooney.avanches7 June 10, 2022

Being fake mad 

Being fake mad is when you have bad narrative about a person so as soon as they do something in the slightest you’re mad at them ,but not because of what they did , it’s because you just want a reason to be mad at them so you took your chance.

A good example is when the rapper lil nas x came out with that music video for call me by your name , everyone was giving him black lash for dancing on the devil in the video, but majority of the people hating on him wasn’t really mad , they just didn’t like the fact that he was gay and had success in the rap music scene. So with him doing that video now people can say they hate because of the video and not because of the fact that he’s gay, which makes them BEING FAKE MAD at that video.

Being fake mad by CHUBBS!!! July 7, 2022