corys dad 

how many are there, noone will know

carl is cannidate number -5

corys dad by hungun January 5, 2005

my dad! 

easher of pain

My dad! eashed my pain lasht night!

my dad! by Joble ve Jashon October 1, 2003

your dad

phrase used to amaze and disturb the person to who it is said. Variations include, "your MP", and "your children"

"mmm dad"
"mmm your dad"

"mmm MP"
"mmm your MP"

"mmm children"
"mmm your children"

your dad by Goose May 21, 2004

murphy's dad 

one to say to go to bed at an early hour, probably got cheesed and de-eyebrowd when being gay at sleepovers when younger.

Hey look seth rosenberg feel asleep at 8! lets cheese the gay!

murphy's dad by alizzle polizzle October 26, 2003

there's my dad 

If you see someone that is totally whacked out or weird you say to yer friend "Hey - there's my dad"
Variations can include "There's your dad", "There's your boyfriend"

(after seeing some dude pee on the street)
Hey man, there's my dad!!

there's my dad by Supercote October 15, 2007

Im your dad 

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

Im your dad by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

Ghost Dad 

A derogatory term that applies to black people. Derived from the 1990 film "Ghost Dad" starring Bill Cosby. It can be used in place of more harsh and well known terms when speaking directly to a person of dark skin in order to instill a sense of confusion while, if spoken with correct emphasis and dictation, still cause feelings of anger and offense. It is also important to note that it should be used in dialogue with respectable black men who have jobs or wear suits, not the "Gangsta Thug" type.

Hey Ghost Dad! Get me a beer!

Look Ghost Dad, I dont have exact change, now DRIVE THE BUS!

Alright Ghost Dad I've had enough. Let me speak to the manager!

Ghost Dad by Brian........... July 24, 2006