A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”
When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022
To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.
by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018
by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023
When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 13, 2023
by sitonacactus January 13, 2021
by livvv May 22, 2011