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my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father
hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019
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my dad

A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.

dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.
"John! My dad!!!" said Callum
"My son!!!" replied John
by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018
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Dad

In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.
Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad.

Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.
by Jacklinksfoolya December 22, 2020
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Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).
So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!
by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021
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Dad

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani
by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021
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Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad
Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke
by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021
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Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.
fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)
by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020
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