Choad Woodle

A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.

Person 1: Hey are you gay?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.

Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.

by ApersonA October 24, 2020

Choadalingus

The art of masturbating by one who goes by the name Choad.

Hi my name is Choad and at least 3 times a day I practice choadalingus.

by anonymous November 3, 2020

Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

by Misseshippo November 8, 2020

Chode

A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.

Hey mom, I have a fat chode

by imbaconlol November 12, 2020

Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

by firestarter2 October 9, 2020

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020