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cancerous rodent

A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*
by the February 16, 2024
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cancer

Another word for geomatry.
cancer has caused him severe brain damage.
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cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
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CancerVapeDad

a person who is not quite addicted to vapes but is constantly saying they are going to get cancer
I need to stop acting like a CancerVapeDad.
by reheheheheh April 5, 2024
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cancel

(in the context of social media) to gather an arbitrarily large group of people on the Internet for the sole purpose of harassment or cyberbullying directed at a target for a present or past mistake or set of mistakes of theirs, regardless of said mistakes' properties
Had he not decided to tweet a criticizing comment on a popular YouTuber's recent video, he wouldn't have been canceled by their overly defensive fans.
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canceal

To cancel something and then conceal the effort
I ordered something online but it never arrived. I looked at my order history and it has disappeared but I still have the email confirmation. The company tried to cancealed it!
by anonymous May 14, 2024
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cancerous rodent

the funny rat from ultrakrill
the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you
(the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)
by Krmailence May 21, 2024
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