baby eater

a person who eats,drinks,and or swallows sperm

my cousins a babyeater

by arielle January 29, 2005

BABY BASH

Sexy papi chulo looking especially with does green sexy eyes of his, and his sexy deep ass voice!!!

He's Baby Bash!!!!
Just take a look at him. There's da example.

by ELENA December 28, 2003

pork baby

The rectal output from eating a large amount of pulled pork or pork ribs.

I went to the BBQ joint then delivered a pork baby

by PhreadT July 19, 2016

chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.

While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.

by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014

Baby Fawning

The art of repeatedly rolling your ankle in high heels due to the immense amount of alcohol one has consumed. Resembling a baby fawn learning to walk.

"Me and Trisha were so wasted Saturday night that we had to baby fawn our way to the cabs."

"Dude you were so drunk last night you were baby fawning in the club"

by dawnofa_strom April 22, 2013

baby tape

the protective film inside of a woman's vagina, informally known as a hymen.

"That chick last night was a virgin. I could tell because I broke her baby tape."

by brasskills26 July 10, 2012

acid baby

The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.

UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.

Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!

by Unclezip October 12, 2017