A couple of nights ago, I had dinner in Chicago with some CISO friends. When a particularly inexplicable appetizer showed up at our table, I was asked what was in the appetizer. My response " I don't know, but it sounds like we need an F-BOM...food bill of Materials."
by Security Dad Joke July 22, 2022

If your girl's name is Erin F... boy did you luck out on this one. She is an absolute savage (a gorgeous one at that), do not fuck with her unless you have an immediate route to life support or a therapy session. Besides that she's pretty chill in all other areas. Smarter than she realizes and very capable of putting that brain to work in both ways... if you know what I mean. Body of a god damn goddess. She's very caring and thoughtful, diligent and absolutely loves plants. She would devote the rest of her life to plants and animals if she had the option. "When I was six, every spring I would watch the Corcus and Daffodils that we had planted during the previous fall. I fell in love with watching the plants grow. Spring became my favorite season, the flowers like a timer going off when they sprouted letting me know it was spring time." And she has an adorable laugh.
Oh my god! Is that Erin F?! Do not fuck with her.
Dude...Erin F is fucking obsessed with flowers! She won't stop talking about them.
Is that Erin F?! She is cute as fuck.
What does the "F" stand for in Erin F?
It's confidential, trying not to expose her identity to the savage internet dude.
Dude...Erin F is fucking obsessed with flowers! She won't stop talking about them.
Is that Erin F?! She is cute as fuck.
What does the "F" stand for in Erin F?
It's confidential, trying not to expose her identity to the savage internet dude.
by HairlessMammoth December 20, 2021

by MONKE DWIP April 5, 2021

A f-wah is somone who is just an all around idiot. They are usually very anti social but also very intellectual. Surprisingly they are found to be well liked and seemed as "cool", but deep down inside they are just awkward, coward, and are faking everything just to be liked.
by Froyojoe May 27, 2019
