people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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Get the Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo mug.a fucking faggot of a women. worst teacher of all time not even a down bad nigger would tap that, literally the definition of a bitch. if cum were ever to enter that body its body would explode it from the inside out shooting yellow and purple lard in every direction like bullets passing by. It created a whole ass new tv series called My 100000 Ton Life. She proceeded to destroy the office and her pussy maggots infested the Hospital.
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Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
Person 1: On skib fr
Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
Person 1: On skib fr
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