Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

shit pony

Comes from Ireland in the early 1700's, when the locals would deposit there shit onto the pony.

ed: i need to do a dump
bill: a word dump?
ed: no a regular dump!
bill: well here comes the shit pony!

by William Oxford December 6, 2004

Shit Clock

a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.

Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.

by Nicklegit April 4, 2015

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004

shit sucks

Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"

"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."

by Anon#12394 July 31, 2012

this shit is for the birds

It means this shit is overwhelming and annoying

I have been doing housework all day, this shit is for the birds.

by Yankeeexpressionfrommom April 9, 2017