Cunt "Woody" Messburger (pronounced /ˈmessbɜrɡər/; born May 26, 1939) is an American dorkcaster for the ESPN and ABC television networks. Formerly with CBS Sports and one of the original dorks of their boring program The NFL Today, Messburger has covered NBA, MLB, NCAA college Football and basketball games. Messburger has also served as a studio dork for games, a play by play dork, and halftime dork. He has also performed post game wrap up dork segments and covered championship trophy dork presentations.
POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005
LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.
POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005
LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.
by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010
Get the Cunt Messburger mug.The clear gooey substance that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina. Women often find this substance in their underwear. It has a consistency of a gooey booger.
by Bigbootyhoe21389 May 6, 2011
Get the Cunt booger mug.a despicable person who thrives on making other peoples lives worse. A cunting mother is aware of his actions and enjoys the pain and suffering of others. Often mistaken for a asshole.
by AC Paco August 8, 2006
Get the cunting mother mug.by JamesD & RobertSY November 25, 2007
Get the cunt scrubber mug.by CUM AT ME M8 December 15, 2016
Get the Josh the cunt mug.by johnny January 3, 2004
Get the filthy cunt mug.1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.
2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.
2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.
1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.
2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!
2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!
by fivesixace May 26, 2008
Get the cunt burglar mug.