Smoked

To kill someone

Bro he smoked your step sis cousin friend grandpa uncle

Person 1 bro I fucked yo girl
Person 2 shut up before you get smoked

by Big Andy on yt July 4, 2022

Left a smoke

A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke

Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke

by Wilson 03 August 1, 2018

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

LADWP Smoke Show

Smoke and mirrors pretend to care rule violating complicit in discrimination and corruption puppet show of incompetence and retaliation on the rate player's dime.

The grievance was denied after the LADWP Smoke Show ended at the LADWP Board of Commissioners Grievance hearing.

by SSOISAJOKESHOW July 3, 2025

Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020