dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Adam Day Day

A massive penis who doesn't listen and can be funny but still a penis

Adam Day Day is a right penis.

by TheRealSpoon March 17, 2018

Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat

Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "so profound..."

Summer day

by Fart master9999999999 November 24, 2024

Thankful for George Day

This is a day where we are thankful for georgenotfound and his amazing content and merch he provides. (georgenotfound.shop)

Did you hear today is Thankful for George Day? Everyone is so thankful for him.

by Anonymous Trump Supporter November 24, 2021

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019

Yakudu day

The birth of gopi mama
Created by five musical prodegies
On a boring tuesday evening.
Celebrated annually on the 26th April.

Happy yakudu day from the five of us!

by 5MP March 5, 2021