The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

It's okay, people tend to sleep on legends. It's fucking exhausting, but nothing new. Just keep this legendaric behaviour and energy going!!!!
Sarcastically ending stupid people is okay too, however unfortunately, not everyone's got a sense of humour.

You gotta be so kind if you’re born on this dayyy, you’re most likely taller than some friends but man you are prettyyyyyyy 😍but here’s the thing. You probably love a tall guy, most likely called Olly 🤪