National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

GOC Day

October 30th. The official day of the GOC. It also marks the first victory over Team Distortion, also know as Team Ergon.

Person A - “Hey man! Wanna hang today?”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th”
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”

by EXLALPHAWOLF October 29, 2022

national ponky day

the day when everyone must be ponky

oh em gee you so ponky on national ponky day

by daddydillster April 1, 2021

Hebrew slave day

A weekend of hard labor at mom’s farm, with no pay but fringe benefits like boating, going to cabin, riding horses, bbqs etc.

Don’t forget Friday afternoon at moms for Hebrew Slave Day.

by Longshotlee April 1, 2024

National Get A Lover Day !

August 6th National Get A Lover Day !

Jenny: Hey Kevin ! Kevin : Hey Jenny Wanna Be My Lover ? Jenny : Ofc Kevin ! Happy National Get A Lover Day !

by bhajs August 6, 2021

Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.

Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day

by DxLtV June 19, 2021