Free

You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-

Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.

-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:

“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”

*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:

“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.

by Suss-?’ December 26, 2021

free rio till its backwards

(v) a request to free the michigan based rap artist Rio Da Yung Og from prison.

Dave: free rio till its backwards
Ken: Yeah we need to get rio out of prison

by draw nedmak February 8, 2024

National Set Free Day

On October 13th a regular gym go-er who has been annoyed for years by the phrase "how many sets you have left" by other people at the gym finally experienced pure bliss and peace by not having this phrase said to him for that day. This day marks triumph over set questioners/askers at the gym. We just trying to workout without 5 other people asking "how many sets you have left" every 2 minutes. Annoying bastards...

It's National Set Free Day don't ask how many sets I have left

by National Set Free Day October 15, 2023

Free Christian

noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.

Q Are you a Unitarian?

A I prefer to use the term Free Christian

Q What does that mean?
A Unitarian

by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023

get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.

He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

free booger

The act of giving a free blowjob to strangers.

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

yankee dinger pee free family

a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys

1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me

2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared

3.) hey stinky girls

by yankee dinger pee free family May 17, 2018