take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

taking my arse for a piss

Explosive, liquid diarrhea.

Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"

by ShitDemon January 8, 2015

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019

take your lady to the spa

Popularized by Rie McClenny of BuzzFeed "taking your lady to the spa" is sharpening/ caring for your knife

Rie : "the reason you have to take your lady to the spa is to make sharp knife-"

by Just a Knife November 15, 2019

face down take down

A brutal take down/hold technique which is taught in most police academies. It has been banned in several states because it is know to kill the victim.

A police did a face down take down on my ass for not tucking in my shirt.

by hightower 1st October 9, 2009

take a seat young skywalker

A phrase used in the Star Wars prequel Episode III Revenge of the Sith. The line is said by Mace Windu

Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.

by IC23 December 26, 2017

i can't take it anymore!

exclamtion used by those caught up in something unbearable.

After three hours of listening to the chemistry teacher's lecture on the nature of farts, a student cried out, "I can't take it anymore!"

by Al Gebra January 5, 2010