Friday Syndrome

1. The condition of gradually losing sanity due to the inability to remove "playbacks" of songs from your conscious mind. This occurs when hearing a song several times in a row, wherein your brain can create a cyclical version of the song that repeats key parts of the song without ever ending. In extreme cases, even one word or phrase can be looped infinitely depending on the cadence, tempo, and succession of notes, such as the viral song "Friday" by Rebecca Black for which this syndrome is named. Short term symptoms are agitation and short temper. Particularly long cases, one hour or more, can lead to acts which are unusual for one not affected by this syndrome, such as hitting oneself or screaming, and in extreme cases, attempting to tear oneself's clothes off, coating oneself in maple syrup and various car parts, and blocking rush hour traffic by screaming little known facts about President Buchanan at drivers has been seen in desperate attempts to overcome the syndrome. There is no known cure.

2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.

3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.

Parker: Hey, do you remember that song where—

Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?

Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.

Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.

by fotografioj April 2, 2011

Nut Syndrome

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.

John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!

by DrDanish November 2, 2018

Reddit Syndrome

When you purposefully lie to yourself about your opinions on a piece of media to make yourself feel that your own opinions are different or unique.

ClosetedPedophile32: “Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man.”
HyperboreanLifter88: “You are a massive faggot who suffers from Reddit Syndrome. Get help.”

by Aryan Chungus January 20, 2022

slocum syndrome

The Syracuse Architecture version of Stockholm Syndrome; The situation of loving that which holds you captive (aka architecture school). See also: held in Bonds (for Notre Dame).

He just spent the night in studio even though he didn't have any work to do. He definitely has Slocum Syndrome.

by Dali3 September 11, 2012

Sapone Syndrome

A person with a false sense of entitlement. Thinks they are better than they actually are.

Yo this kid has Sapone syndrome

by Hdsasd May 13, 2015

Sewell Syndrome

A disease in which one's ability to have cognitive thinking and reasoning is tainted, thus resulting in the shittiest league of legends calls in the history of MOBAs. Similar in nature of being a boosted buffoon.

Wow what a great baron call! I guess you have Sewell Syndrome since you have been playing since season 2!

by lul.exe November 24, 2016

CoD Syndrome

The act of not showing up to a pre-planned event due to the playing of Call Of Duty or the anual release of a newer version of Call Of Duty/the release of a new Map Pack.

Kid: "Mum, I'm feeling sick today, can I have a day off school?"

Mum: "No way, I saw the commercials saying that roday is the release of the new Call Of Duty, you are going to school today and I'm gonna make you wait until Christmas to get it if you try to pull CoD Syndrome off on me again"

by Goldenhawk789 November 7, 2011