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Riding the Purple Dragon 

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.
Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

Flowers stink and you are purple 

Flowers stink and you are purple isn't actually a thing but it is when you want to annoy some1 >:) And it's awesome to annoy kaymunk
"@kaymunk"
"yesh?"

"flowers stink and you are purple!""hehehehe"
"NO! >:("
"yesssss >:))) tehehehe"

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.
I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore
i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

Metallic Purple 

The color purple when it is metallic.
Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
Metallic Purple by Evil October 18, 2003

a purple headed womb ferret 

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"