The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.
Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.
Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.
by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025
Get the The Evil Purple Glaserpumpmug. purple core is mainly associated with murder and bombs but it is also a cute aesthetic. Songs that fit this asethetic: Chururira Chururira Daddadda! rinridgetrid (yes the one by natsuki kanemaru
by Purple core February 19, 2025
Get the purple coremug. The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.
I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.
by Boxman45 December 10, 2023
Get the Purple Cartmug. “You’re such a silly billy! You two are so purple when you’re around each other.”
“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
by CoolerAndCoolest March 26, 2024
Get the Purplemug. Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 9, 2012
Get the Purple Salamandermug. Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
Get the Purplemug. The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019
Get the purplemug.