A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
by 777geez June 23, 2019
Get the Shark Shit mug.Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology
Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.
by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019
Get the Caveman shit mug.The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.
by north east knowledge September 24, 2017
Get the The cider shits mug.frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.
Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited
Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault
Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault
by Bronau February 18, 2017
Get the supermarket shit mug.When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.
C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."
by Mustafa_Raza_ July 18, 2012
Get the Shit Stacking mug.When you move time zones and your shitting schedule is thrown off for weeks, due to the time change. It is similar to jet lag, but it is much more difficult to recover from.
Man, it's been a month since I moved from NY to TX, and my shitting schedule is still off. I just can't get into a normal routine. I'm suffering from a severe case of shit lag.
by warspreadeagle September 5, 2013
Get the shit lag mug."On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."
by Anon#12394 July 31, 2012
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