Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
by kylierg October 7, 2019

When your so what friends say “get the f**k out” to her best friend and makes you take the blame for everything. Also they talk sh*t.
You are such a fake friend to me.
by Slimy goat March 15, 2023

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!
Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet
by Psude 'Nim June 8, 2024

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a
by butcheeck September 24, 2019

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!
by BigDiddity June 19, 2022
