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Monster

Something some kids ran to their mother about when they were young.
Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
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monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal
me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster
by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022
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pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
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Sausageburger monster

Tasty juicy delicious nice yummy food

That not many people like
Ugh I love sausageburger monster
by Sausageburger monster January 13, 2020
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monster

A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.
Damn your girlfriend is such a slut, she can't get enough, she's a monster of cock.
by clemrico January 23, 2022
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Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”
Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad
by John71608 July 12, 2025
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Monster Burp

A burp so monstrous, so terrifying, so unbelievably loud and scary you may shit yourself once it is heard.
Guy 1: Bro make a Monster Burp!
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?
by Dan the Frying Pan November 2, 2022
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