Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019
Get the Monstermug. me: yo jack
jack: yeah
me: what order do you make cereal in
jack: milk-
me: excuse me, you fucking monster
jack: yeah
me: what order do you make cereal in
jack: milk-
me: excuse me, you fucking monster
by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022
Get the monstermug. During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
Get the pork monstermug. by Sausageburger monster January 13, 2020
Get the Sausageburger monstermug. A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.
by clemrico January 23, 2022
Get the monstermug. The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”
Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad
by John71608 July 12, 2025
Get the Evil Rape Monstermug. A burp so monstrous, so terrifying, so unbelievably loud and scary you may shit yourself once it is heard.
Guy 1: Bro make a Monster Burp!
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?
by Dan the Frying Pan November 2, 2022
Get the Monster Burpmug.