Shame magic

The depraved Satanic acts of rape, pedophilia, torture, murder, and cannibalism that the American elites practice in order to become possessed by a demon, obtaining the demon's superintelligence and future-sight abilities.

Matt Damon totally practices shame magic. He drank piss as a humiliation ritual; that's why they showed all those celebrities drinking piss on South Park. And he played himself in Dogma.

by DrewTheJewishProphet October 9, 2022

Illegal magic

An unfair summon

Is that illegal magic?! - pinkUSA

by Maticaltman November 4, 2022

Little Magic Man

Tiny but powerful dick

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.

by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022

Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com

"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."

by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl

What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer

by drshallow69 March 11, 2023