I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not

Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower

I'm a grower not a shower by sdgdfhredh October 23, 2020

At least I'm not into anal sex 

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

At least I'm not into anal sex by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

Spook'm

A slang term used in context with semen. Also commonly known as cum.

Did you hear about Jace? I heard sprayed his spook'm all over Jody's face.

Do you want my spook'm in your mouth?

Your spook'm tastes really bad...

I totally spook'med all up in her snatch

My spook'm was oozing out of her meat locker

Spook'm by MAalltheWay May 12, 2009

I'm a fish in the sea 

Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.

X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."

I'm a fish in the sea by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015

I'm gonna go watch some food

The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)

Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)

I'm gonna go watch some food by Mr. Willis June 3, 2016

sara m 

Sara M is the definition of a very good friend. She is loyal and trustworthy. But she is definitely not the person to fix two people together. Be like Sara a good friend but don't try to fix a couple you will definitely fail.

I wish I could be like Sara M

sara m by damnyoufunny December 12, 2016

Samantha M 

If you are a Samantha M—- All of the rules of the definition of Samantha are null and void. She a bitch ass hoe do sho

Samantha M is a real pain in da ass

Samantha M by Beebop247 November 28, 2018