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kevin L’ing

when one is uncontrollably acts 5 years old when under the influence. also one who owns a business that rhymes with penis.
did u see that kid? he was acting so stupid. he was kevin L’ing. i also heard he owns a business named apenis. what a kevin L. he really holds the L.
by Gbaby1214 May 18, 2019
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Kevin

A person that commits actions of a brat. Annoying friend that is dissliked by everyone in the group. Derrived from the "kevin cube" from fortnite that appeared in season 5. Usually given to a small-minded bastard that would tell on you. WE HATE KEVIN!
Teacher - okay guys, thats it for today's lesson. Have a nice weekend.
Kevin - emm, teacher! Did we not have a quiz today?
by KevinHaterBoy64 February 10, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin (Gurtian language)

Kevin = something bad.

Stems from the Gurtian dictionary on TikTok popularized by b1rdnestlive0.

Can be abbreviated to describe something with “k’”
by wumi April 24, 2025
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Kevin

Dumb , watches anime porn, can’t see his dick , gay ,cums in dudes named green.
Hey did you see Kevin .yeah he was with green in the bath room
by Bronson September 4, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is a very common name for people. They are typically people who are white and does not have a big cock. They are quite smart and loves masturbating
Yoo look at kevin's cock so tiny
by Asian Kevin January 24, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D
Kevin is a hot guy
by Cookingminors May 10, 2022
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by anonymous April 2, 2022
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