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Josh

A man that hasn't changed their glasses for years, like 5 plus years of the same prescriptions and frames. Even when pressured by others to get his eyes checked out and to get new glasses, he still will wear the same pair for years to come. Also may lack certain situational skills like swimming, or driving.
He's just like a josh
He's being a real josh right now
by Bigbongos October 18, 2022
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Josh Hutcherson Whistle

what the extremely hot and sexy actor josh hutcherson does every day when he sees a woman
oh boy i love josh hutcherson whistle edits!
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
girl im gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow
you just put your lips together and you come real close
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
by grienLOF December 12, 2023
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pullin a Josh

When a person is indecisive about doing anything. They change their mind constantly about everything, yet each time think they know exactly what they want. An even worse case is when they spend money on an object they want, no longer like it, sell the object, then realize they liked it after all and purchase it again.
Jamie: "I think I'm gonna sell my headphones I just got and buy another pair. This pair is definitely the best kind and what I want."

Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."

Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."
by Smart one 67 August 9, 2012
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josh

hey holly

hey josh
wanna go out

sure josh
by thisbiritishbiotch May 8, 2022
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Josh

Oh that kids likes dick probably a JOSH
by Yungnboy October 11, 2019
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King Josh

The King of Joshtrailia. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales. And a great enjoyer of Little Tuesday.

King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.

On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh’s gaming PC is out of this world.

“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
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josh

sexy fucken beast dont fuck with him he has long shlong i would hop on it but unfortunately he only lets sexy fucks hop on him. but is also a dick head and is a grower not a shower (shrimp gang)
jeez your dick is so big we could call you josh
by shrimp lord July 5, 2020
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