Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth
Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth
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A hippie, bi, guru, cunt
Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!
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Jake Is Faster Than Usain Bolt He Is Pure Black He Has A GIGANTIC DICK and is very single he also needs subscribers so sub to VerbalAssassinVEVO And add him on sc SkrrtBoiJake verbalassass1n
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A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.
Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking
by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 04, 2016
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Jake is my bias <3
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A hot mofo who can come off as annoying if you don’t know him well enough but when you get to know him he can be understanding, cute, sweet, and can cheer almost anyone up right away. He can be really good at commitment mostly depending on the situation but even then he will always try his best at things. He’s very loving to anyone who is nice to him back.
Man I need Jake to stfu and just give me a hug
by Hi I don’t know November 13, 2020
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a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course
by Jake January 17, 2020
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