That’s Jake

That’s lame like that’s Jake

Yo I can’t go to the lake that’s Jake asf

by Dk—bay June 13, 2021

Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

Jake andrew Arkle

This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him

Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole

by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022

Jake Paul

He's a 2 IQ content creator who is known for having an audience of 11 year old girls

It's everyday bro Jake Paul is my hoe

by Sid:) August 19, 2020

A-jake-ulate

Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.

"Is that gay guy flirting with my girl?"
"Yeh hes such an A-jake-ulate"

by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.

A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”

by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018