A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.
The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."
The act of several people taking turns sitting their bare anuses onto a bound individual, forcing them to perform analingus on the participants who take turns on them. Commonly playedgame in the BDSM and gay leather community.
"At the International Mr Leather convention last year, there was a competitive "Hot Desking" event. Pig Marco won first place after successfully sticking his tongue into the most anuses in under a minute"
"The gang bang only got interesting when they hot desked that whore for an entire hour before she got lockjaw and tapped out"
The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!
“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”