Douche Canoe

Noun: The title one gives their cheating ex.

Girlfriend: Shit, here he comes.
Boyfriend: Is that the guy you told me about?
Girlfriend: Ya; he's such a douche canoe.

by RandyRubix October 3, 2016

Douchy Douche

a douchebag with uber douche like qualities

a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche

by lVl46607 November 20, 2010

Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

by Wizgy October 27, 2018

Rachel Douche

Origin: described by a lesbian after a drunken night where she was picked up by a woman. Refusal to have sex after feeling so drunk and realizing the woman in question was gross.
1) The act of vomiting on a vagina while performing oral sex. Primarily after one has a lot of alcohol thus sterilizing the area.
2) vomiting pure alcohol after imbibing far too much
3) vomiting after hearing, smelling or seeing something

particularly disgusting (in reference to a woman's vagina) and unable to keep it in.
4) adj. Describing how grossed out you are by something.
5) vomiting in a way where in shoots out of your mouth like a douche

There was no way I was going down on her. I had ten shots and the girl was gross. I wouldve Rachel Douched all over her but she definitely needed it and a shot of penicilin.

by raymcday August 9, 2012

Douche Doctor

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.

This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...

by FriendofM September 14, 2009

Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

by Surak July 31, 2007

douche lean

Taking the Gangsta Lean one step further by reclining the seat back and twisting your upper body completely to the right like you want to spoon your stick shift.

Yo mah boy was douche leanin so hard he almost crashed cuz he couldnt see over the dashboard.

by JimmyJumpNY December 15, 2011