Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

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Donkey Krunch

A combination of a Donkey Kick and a Donkey Punch.

As your Donkey Kicking sum1, you throw in the punch for good measure.

Viola Donkey Krunch.

Especially good on 1 night stands.

by Richie JB August 19, 2008

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donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.

;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.

by Throttle1 February 8, 2014

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donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

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