cunt punt

to kick a female in the vagina from behind, the opposite of field goaling a male

That bitch made me angry so I ran up behind her and gave her a good old cunt punt.

by Thunderc3 March 23, 2009

Cunt Volcano

The bitch is inverted with legs akimbo. Her cunt is then hammered for all its worth before a fucking large quantity of man batter is dumped therein said gaping hole. 100 grammes of bicarbonate of soda is then spooned into her messy sticky love socket before the male retreats to the couch grabs a beer and waits. The resulting chemical reaction causes an eruption of massive proportions with foam and batter and all sorts spewing out of the gaping chasm!

James had just finished destroying Cynthia's love socket with gusto when he ordered Cynth to remain in her inverted position. James then fed a large quantity of bicarbonate of soda into her stinky spam purse before making a swift retreat. The resulting eruption reminded him of his childhood experience when stuck on Mount St Helens as the cunt volcano burst forth with noise and sticky matter that ran like magma down the Valley of the Brown Death!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007

half cunt

Someone that does not deserve to be a full cunt.

The judge was being a total half cunt cause she screwed every one over.

by Brigand March 14, 2007

safari cunt

A person that is a safari tour guide who spends their breaks going to the wild to fuck the crazy animals like hippos, giraffes, elephants, etc. This often results in excessive bleeding of the genitals and buttholes. Elephants have been known to be lethal.

Chris- "Did you see that lions bloody cock?!"
Danny- "Yeah this freak is probably a safari cunt."
Chris- "SICK (releases vomit and fecal matter)"

by DizzleFizzle August 4, 2008

Uppity Cunt

Crass female who sees every other female as competition. Taking it upon themselves to turn their noses up at anyone who isn't on their 'level'

An arrogant snob with a god complexity, usually rich from their husband's money. Superior to everyone around them except for uppity cunts alike, even then they're in competition with each other.

Jay; Crystal is a damn good computer technician and she recently had a client who got so butt hurt because the client wanted to be talked to with fake sympathy, instead of talking to her as if she were only doing business.

Trevor; What the fuck? As if your computer technician should have invited her over for cake and tea!? What an uppity cunt!

by tsunbot June 29, 2011

cunt herder

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd

The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

cunt rock

Music, usually featuring acoustic guitars, written by women for women.

Joan Osbourne is totally cunt rock!

by Anne May 9, 2004